Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger announced their engagement just three months ago, in January. This weekend, her ma, Maria Shriver, hosted the bridal shower. Oprah was there. It was elegant but not obnoxious, according to PEOPLE, and Chris got up to say a few words to toast his wife-to-be. Apparently Maria told everyone that the way “Chris treats Katherine takes her breath away”. 

It’s all very sweet, drama-free, and quick. In my experience, bridal showers typically happen close to wedding time. These two seem like they’re in a hurry to get it done. And they have the resources to get it done. Like in real life, one of the reasons engagements are long is because you have to get your cash money together. And you’re beholden to venue availability. These people don’t have those concerns. They have the finances. They can get married pretty much wherever they want. Why wait? 

There’s no reason to wait. Chris and Katherine will be married before summer starts, probably. And pregnant before the end of the year, probably. The bigger question right now is… SPOILER ALERT LOOK AWAY NOW…

How the end of Avengers: Endgame affects the Guardians of the Galaxy. Because, you know, it seems like they have a new member. And what I love about that is that it makes total sense. Amazing sense. One of the best parts of Avengers: Infinity War is when the Guardians rescue Thor and he hangs out with them for five minutes before taking off with Rocket and Groot to Nidavellir. Having him back with the Guardians after serving his time with the Avengers, and we know that Guardians 3 is on the books, feels organic now. And the two Chrises have great chemistry. Is that truly possible? It’s not like they don’t have the money to pay for those salaries after what they just banked. 

Speaking of what they just banked… 

Sarah has already written about the Endgame box office this weekend. This morning Chris acknowledged the achievement by giving fans a special treat – a video he shot on set, that he wasn’t allowed to shoot on set, but he did it anyway, featuring most of the Avengers assembled:


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Apparently Chris Evans has a few of his own too:

What the f-ck are you waiting for?! LET US SEE. Give us SOMETHING. We are not ready to let it go yet.