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Apparently that raging bulimic queen Karl Lagerfeld designed this for her himself. You could have fooled me. Or maybe it’s because on Mimi, the most precious of frocks can be reduced in a split second to a tarty piece of prom night confection. Still… how can anyone resist Mariah? She stuffed herself into this thing and acted like the belle of the ball. When she walked out to present Best Original Song as if she owned the joint, I think I shed a tear. The Hoff was indeed alive at the Golden Globes tonight! So what’s not to love???

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