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WAY hotter than Beyonce and Jay-Z!

People Magazine bought the exclusives – Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding photos and details in the new issue. The cover was released today…and as you can see, Mimi looks ridiculously and naively in love and, most importantly, extremely sated.

And why not?

Nick Cannon is HOT. Nick Cannon is touching her body and worshipping it the way she deserves.

Look at him looking at her in that beach shot. Don’t tell me you’re not quivering with envy.

Please.

It might not last but at least while it does she’ll be getting the best sex of her life. Go on girl.

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