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I don’t understand how people can hate on Mimi. Mariah Carey is a gift to us all. Anything, anyone who can make you smile so broadly, who can make you laugh so heartily, who can amuse so consistently is undoubtedly a creation of her Holiness Shiloh Jolie Pitt.

Here’s the video of Mimi throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game in Japan this week.

To borrow from the immortal words of Will Ferrell doing James Lipton: she is scrumptrilescent.

 

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