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Another MiniVan Fraud: The Cruise Marriage, Jennifer Aniston’s squeaky clean demeanour and secret happy habits, and now Marie Osmond who has botched her way onto the dance floor and will likely ride her satanic dolls all the way to the crown allegedly faked her fainting spell a few weeks ago?

I don’t watch but there was something about her passing out during her routine. She recovered then miraculously managed to spit out a witty line. Of course the MiniVan Majority voted her past the fall…and ta dah! She’s in the final.

Her rep denies it all, claiming she would never have acted so disingenuously. Because of course she wasn’t raised in the limelight at all and doesn’t know how to stage a compelling moment, right?

Do you believe?

Source Tmz.com

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