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So happy.

Because so many people, after this appearance, were sniping that my Marion had her tits done. In December, I posted that there was another possibility. Click here for a refresher. She’s having a baby.

With Guillaume Canet, of course. I love them! And now they can’t break up! For at least a year or two!

Us Weekly reported it first. Word is it’ll be late Spring. And they will certainly test my Celebrity Baby Theory. Because, really, the two of them… it’s perfect. A little stoned, yes, but perfect.

It’s been a year since I last watched Jeux D’Enfants. Tonight then. And if you have never, I’m telling you, you’ll love it.




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Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet

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