Crank at the Chopard party
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Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events is the suggestion that these celebrities represent the flavour of your brand so do you really think Chopard wanted Lilo around their diamonds? The girl who is curiously and consistently at the centre of several theft scandals? Please.
Look at her. That dirty face, that dirty hair, those ridiculous lips, and some telltale French Riviera bloating. Show these to the judge on Thursday in LA. See what she has to say.
As for whether or not Lilo is actually working here – she claims she’s promoting her upcoming turn as Linda Lovelace. There will be a photocall somewhere and no one really knows how that will help her, or advance the story. Whatever she’s doing behind the scenes is probably much more effective.
Photos from Wenn.com and KCSPresse/Splashnewsonline.com
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