I just watched something that BLEW MY F-CKING MIND. Maybe it won’t blow your mind because you’re experienced in the kitchen and know all about cooking. Well, that’s not me. I mean, I’m OK and I make the things I know how to make really well. But cooking and baking and all that sh-t, they still scare me. So I’m always going to be the person amazed by cooking hacks – and Martha Stewart just gave us one. I don’t have a cappuccino machine but I might buy one just for this. Because I love scrambled eggs and Jacek is the one who makes scrambled eggs in our home but even though he thinks he’s the master at them, I always find them overdone. Holy sh-t, I want to try this. (Dlisted)
Meghan Markle’s father has given yet another interview about his daughter in which he defends himself by saying he’s not an ax murderer (ummm…ok) and then, get ready for it, there’s a tell. Note what he says about Kate Middleton being a strong woman and leaving the hospital the day she gave birth. Well look who’s all up on his royal knowledge. (Cele|bitchy)
We didn’t post about Penelope Cruz at the Golden Globes because… boring. Same. Always. But look at what she changed into for the after-parties (hit the arrows). SO MUCH BETTER! Why didn’t she wear that on the carpet?! (Go Fug Yourself)
At first I read this as “Nicki Minaj fornicates 34 times a night” and I was like…HOWWWW? Turns out there’s a dash between the 3 and the 4. It’s 3 – 4 times a night which, yeah OK, at the beginning of a relationship, we’ve all been there, you can’t stop going on that ride. Over and over again. Eventually though, eventually it slows down. In most cases. (Pajiba)
Trevor Noah just bought a place in Bel Air. They’re calling it a “bachelor pad”. It looks amazing. Of course I would live there. I just tried to imagine myself living there. And after about 30 seconds, I got scared. Would it be scary living in such a big place all by yourself? I know, I know, you can install an alarm system. I’m just saying I’m one of those people who hears noises. This is why I can’t watch scary movies. They add to my paranoia. (TMZ)
I don’t watch The Bachelor so I’m sorry I’m late on this, something all of you have been laughing about for a couple of days. I just watched the scene of the woman faking an Australian accent! THIS IS A MOVE AND I AM HERE FOR IT. I am not here for her confessing it so quickly. BUT WHY?!? Isn’t that the job of the producers? To encourage them to continue the scam?! (Vulture)
