I guess the critical point to this post is that Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy are in love and went to the Knicks game last night. My point however is that …how do people watch basketball games, indoor sporting events, with shades on?

I have bad vision. So I am always straining. There is no way I’d be able to see what’s going on, especially at the speed of some of the plays, if I was wearing shades. And it makes me crazy if I miss a steal or a great pass. CRAZY.

How do they do it? I mean, Jack Nicholson does it all the time. Do celebrities have special vision?

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