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Sort of.

It’s a mini Oceans reunion in Como at Clooney’s as Matt Damon and Don Cheadle with their children. So perhaps kids ARE permitted at George’s?

Well…

I don’t see George in these photos. Do you?

George is like me.

Very hospitable – yes, yes, enjoy it all! You can have whatever you like, I said, you could have whatever you like.

Yeah, late night sex, so wet, it's so tight
A gas of a jet for you tonight
Baby, you could go where ever you like
I said you could go where ever you like, yeah


Oh wait…sorry…that’s T.I.

But it could TOTALLY apply to George, non?

Anyway, as I was saying, George is like me – Dear houseguests, make yourselves at home. Love having you here. But I’ll just do my own thing until your kids go to bed. Cool? See you at 10pm!

Seriously, I would totally work at a fast food joint if T.I. came in and gave me his number.

How many more months???


Photos from LUCA SGRO /Bauergriffinonline.com

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