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The Toronto International Film Festival has released more features on its schedule, most notably Jennifer’s Body on Midnight Madness Opening Night.

You know what that means?

Megan Fox headlines Jennifer’s Body. It’s her first non-Transformers film. There’s no doubt she’ll come to Toronto to support it. And she’ll bring her tongue and her thumb. She’ll stick it out and suck it up and this will for some reason make men want to see the movie and then jerk off…?

That must be the logic.

Jennifer’s Body was written by Diablo Cody – you know her from Juno. Megan plays a zombie cheerleader. Or something. She also gets naked. You will hear a lot about this as they promote the movie.

Is there an upside?

Yes.

Amanda Seyfried.

Not known if Amanda will make the trip. Hope so. We need someone to balance out the cheap sh-ts. This is Amanda looking gorgeous at an event in London in June.


Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

Thumb, Tongue, Amanda Seyfried at Glamour Awards in London

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