Foxy Wax Face
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Remember when Angelina showed up on carpet after carpet this past awards season with a weird waxy face?
Guess who borrowed it last night for the Movie Awards?
Her imitator. The Poor Man’s Jolie Megan Fox.
Give.It.Up.
Bathed in grease and fighting Christina Ricci’s forehead with her own, I was hoping Fox’s forehead would eat Miley Cyrus. But JailBait has God on her side.
And enough with the f-cking lip licking. She’s non stop with that lip licking. And the kiss blowing too. That kiss blowing sh-t is so lame, for a girl who works it like she’s so ultra cool you’d think she’d know to be above that, non?
Actually non.
My husband summed it up. It’s written all over Megan Fox: insecurity.
Oh and one more word:
Cheap.
Take a look at those bunk ass nails.
Photos from Wenn.com and Bauergriffinonline.com and Gettyimages.com
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