Look. I know that I’m pretty conservative when it comes to nail design. And I am, at the same time, very big into nails. I have a standing nail appointment every week. My nails are always in good shape. Duana always gets upset that I can make a manicure last forever. But, like I said, shellac is basically as far as I’ll consider. I don’t even like the tricked out stickers or the fancy patterns they’ve been able to do with nails these days. So…this? THIS? No. Not for me. Not for anyone, if I had anything to do with it but, watch, probably in six months it’ll have travelled well onto Facebook where my aunties and elders hang out. (Dlisted) 

Over the last couple of days, I’ve been seeing headlines about Scott Eastwood trying to talk to me about sex. Apparently he has a podcast and conveniently decided to dedicate one of the episodes to sex, encouraging people to be better at communicating but also, naturally, letting people know how much of it he has and how generous he is when he has it. Which basically is just him fronting like he’s got that BDE. Doubts. (Pajiba)

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher played ping-pong last night for charity. Have I mentioned this? I can play ping-pong. What I don’t like, however, is doubles ping-pong. Why am I sharing the table? Why does the table need to be shared? It’s a small table! Let me own the table! (TMZ) 
This is a great dress on Regina King. I like the stripes. I like how they turn into waves and curves. I like how the one shoulder kinda throws the striping off-balance. I like that it reminds me of the dress that Peik Lin lends to Rachel in Crazy Rich Asians when they go to Tyersall Park for the first time. (Go Fug Yourself)
Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn went out for dinner in London this week as she had a few days off from her tour. They apparently met up with a couple of his friends. Pics from inside the restaurant showed up a couple of days ago on social media, taken by other patrons. I wonder where her bodyguards were stationed…or if she gave them a night off. Do you think Taylor will move to London? Like Gwyneth Paltrow from 2003 – 2013? (Cele|bitchy) 

Stop. There’s a quiz. About To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before. Here’s the thing about this movie – it’s very clearly NOT just for teens. Because if it was just for teens, it would still be a secret and we wouldn’t have found out about it until they were over it because that’s how teens operate. They don’t want adults to be knowing all their sh-t. The fact that this movie is being talked about all over the place means that it’s the adults doing the signaling. So do not feel embarrassed. You are not alone. By the way, our site manager, Emily, has still not watched it. And neither has Sarah. They’re about to feel the Peter Kavinsky this weekend. I’m almost jealous that they get to experience it for the first time. (ELLE)