This is a wonderfully written title about what Miley Cyrus did to a Joshua tree. I mean, it’s an accurate description. This is exactly what she did. And the description is so right that you can see it without having to actually see it. Also, I just really love the word “crotch”. Why don’t I use it more often? (Dlisted)
I don’t hate this look on Elle Fanning, not at all. I think it’s because it’s SO Elle Fanning that it almost seems like she’s sending up herself. If it was just the dress, it would be one thing. But the headband that takes everything wayyyyyyy over the top. And since she’s promoting a movie called Teen Spirit and the posters are all super pink and this is about manufactured, or not, pop stardom, the act of creating a teen princess, it’s an outfit that reads like it’s in on the joke, you know? (Go Fug Yourself)
Goop’s competition is now a Kardashian which…yeah, that makes sense. Kourtney Kardashian’s Poosh is the latest celebrity lifestyle brand trying to set itself apart from the others and if and when Poosh wants you to steam your poon (sorry, I had to), will everyone gets as mad as they did when Gwyneth Paltrow did it or will we all just glaze over because, well, what’s the sense in getting mad at this family anymore?! This, actually, is what Gwyneth and the Kardashians and the US president have in common: they’re controversy-proof. (Cele|bitchy)
Did you see the video of Robert Smith on the Rock Hall red carpet shading the reporter with all the enthusiasm? It went viral and people were like, he’s a hero, I love him. I get the reaction and I’ve probably reacted that way before to someone being too cool for another person’s excitement but maybe it’s because I’m often the one holding the mic, in that same position, and the job, literally the f-cking job, is to act like you’re happy to be there and can’t wait to meet these legends, so what the f-ck else was she supposed to do? Act like she wanted to take a nap in Robert Smith’s face? (OMG Blog)
Chloe Flower is Cardi B’s pianist. She has amazing skin. This is her skincare routine. (The Cut)
We listened to the Dropout podcast. We watched the 20/20 special. We watched the HBO special. We’ve all seen by now, many times, the old footage of Elizabeth Holmes. What does she look like now? Do you want to see recent shots? How about a 2 minute video?!