Karma Poo
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Mischa Barton, the twat who caused my broken arm, showed up at the Time for Heroes celebrity carnival to benefit The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatic Aids Foundation embarrassingly overdressed.
It was a CARNIVAL. Most people wore casual summer dresses and/or jeans. Mischa turns up with a glitzy Chanel bag and rings on every finger begging to be noticed. In case you haven’t heard, someone’s career is in the sh*thouse. Like worse than Lindsay Lohan. You know it’s bad if it’s worse than Lindsay Lohan.
Doesn’t look like it to me but the photo agency insists so let’s go with it, shall we? The universe, taking pity on my elbow, put a pile of dog sh*t in her way to soil her Louboutins! Karma Poo!
Photos from Wenn.com
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