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I mean seriously…

Mischa Barton is in Belfast to promote Closing the Ring. So she decides to invite a pap up to her luxury hotel room to take unflattering photos of her posing on her bed wearing an outfit not even I can excuse.

The animal print is unflattering. And what the ass is up with that vest? Did she raid Pocahontas’s grave and send it to a gay tailor? Look at the sequins! The sequins! And the feather fur!

WHAT THE FACK???

Why not just have her publicist arrange a little stroll down the street? Or position him outside a restaurant? Why invite the dude to your room for glam shots?

Bitch… please! Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t even smell this desperate!

Photos from Wenn

Mischa Barton Belfast hotel

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