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Although I don’t particularly enjoy giving this bitch any more excuses to NOT get over herself, it really has to be said - she hits more often than she misses. And with the exception of last week’s Grecian gaffe , in my opinion, what sets Mischa Barton apart is that she understands the little things, she abides by the code of good taste: to avoid a weave if possible, to avoid long, loser fake nails, to accessorise in moderation, to refrain from whipping out her vajayjay whenever and wherever, and most importantly to stay away from Miss America and, for that matter, any gown that ages. Because too many 20 year olds are dressing for their 40s. And that’s what I love about Mischa Barton. She always looks her age.

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