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Why does this bitch have to be such a bitch? It pains me. It pains me but I have to. Because the girl hardly ever goes wrong and I love, love, love her style vibe. Now wait. Just wait before you starting going off about how "she"s wearing ankle boots with a dress and bad bad bad." Not bad, gossips. Just not for everyone. Everyone else would have paired this killer frock with some lame ass strappy wedding sandals or closed toe pumps. Conservative, boring, acceptable, totally Jennifer Aniston - not like she"d dare to wear this anyway. This however is a John Galliano. And why would you go to the man"s show if you weren"t at least going to take some risks? Mischa Barton is 20. She is a knockout. She is, like, 10 feet tall with even longer legs. She has bad taste in men, but whatever. The point is she not only gets away with this look, she actually totally owns it. No small feat in fashion and definitely over and above her young Hollywood style competitors. Thank Goddess she has no manners. And thank Goddess she can"t act. Otherwise she"d be a worthy adversary for my Gwyneth. And we can"t have that, can we? Photos from Saving Face

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