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Yeah yeah, Mischa Barton may or may not be smoking joint in St Tropez on a yacht. This is not fresh. And, obviously, in these circles, with this lifestyle, there is no friendship, no loyalty, no trust.

Which explains how these photos came to be.

Because these are not pap shots. And if they are pap shots, that pap was straight up invited onto that boat. Look at the angle of these photos, the distance, or lack of distance, between the subjects.

No, these are “friend” photos, intended for Facebook or some sh-t, and then sold for a dimebag to an agency. Just like the set of photos of Lindsay Lohan sitting beside a rail in the South of France during the Cannes film festival – click here for a refresher - these people, the Lilos and Mischas, they attract and they are attract to sh-t. And that sh-t will shank them in the ass, cut off their extensions without hesitation if the price is right.

This is the sh-t that’s all over LA, lurking on the scene, waiting for the next child star Stupid to come along and f-ck it up. And they keep sending their kids into that f-cking cesspool.


Photos from INF

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