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Mischa Barton… sit down.

Seriously, it’s Coachella. It’s not ’69, it’s not f&cking Woodstock, the fringe overkill is grossly unbecoming, and the fact that it all cost more than a family sedan makes it even more pathetic.

PS. My Gwyneth wore wellies to Glastonbury… I’m just saying…

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