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My main "mo Darren sent this along - of course he did! And I have just spent the last 30 minutes replaying the bathtub segment. The first two boxes are so f-cking hot, I still can"t believe it. And I mean total, unadulterated, loin quiveration NON STOP! The part where he bites his lip at the very end? And the fellow slapping the dough? You.Will.Die. But if you ignore the cheesy ending, the ultimate panty destroyer has to be the oysters. Can"t.Speak.Can"t.Breathe. Click here …and be warned. It"s not gossip but it"s at least an hour long distraction. ENJOY!

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