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Talk about lighting up a room... America"s Sweetheart? Please make it Reese. Because in the battle for boring black and the MiniVan Majority vote, chin for chin...Reese trumps the other. Having children instead of pretending to actually want them, a bonafide movie career, an Oscar-winning movie career, clever PR campaigning too, and perhaps a little fraud thrown in for good measure - Reese is the one, don"t you think? Here she is at the Children"s Defence Fund event last night, glowing in black, beautiful with red lips, and oh - a loose little blouse too, sure to elicit the incessant bumpwatch. For the record, I hear not. Photo source

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