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Jacek will have difficulty focusing today. Two members of his Freebie Five went out last night. Together. Crazy combination of gorgessity. Sick.

At the American Ballet Theatre Fall 2009 Gala, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis arrived arm in arm, co-stars and new BFFs working together on Black Swan currently shooting in New York. They play rival ballerinas in the film, billed as a psychological thriller, directed by Darren Aronofsky, still riding high after the success of The Wrestler which has atoned for the suckassness of The Fountain.

So he gets to go to work every day and look at these two faces.

Like, come on. It’s totally unfair. This is not equality.

Having said that, and being such an admirer of Natalie Portman, this Polanski petition situation, ugh, is f-cking up my sh-t. Because I love her. But how…why…could she condone and support…

These artists, you know. Art absolves crime…or something?

DUMBASS.


Photos from Wenn.com and Johns PkI/Splashnewsonline.com

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