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I saw her arrive and I swooned. Natalie Portman is perfection. Absolute divine perfection. I’m telling you, these photos do not do her justice. She was gorgeous, she was classic, she was adorable, she was refreshingly modest, and she reminds me of the old Winona Ryder, who could also pull off a short, short ‘do with the most breathtaking results. Sigh. I miss her.

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