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This photo – my favourite of the day, it kills me. Nick at Vanessa’s bday party in Vegas, apparently oblivious to the boatload of blonde breasts just behind him. I prefer to think of it as gradual numbness. Being married to set of hooters and not much else for 3 years will do that to you and it’s just too bad Jessie’s skillful cockplay came too late…courtesy of Jackass. Said it before and I"ll say it again: HE wanted out. HE agreed to look like the dumped. HE had the strategy planned all along. Well played, Nick. Well played indeed. Source

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