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It never fails to amaze me how the Hiltons, with all their fame and fortune, can somehow manage to repeatedly trash out their name with flailing poons and bargain basement attire. Here"s Nicky Hilton channeling the slutty office secretary desperately trying to sleep with the boss. For a minute there I thought this was Tara Reid…until I saw the choker. But the thing is - and I don"t care how much that ice is worth - somehow Nicky makes those diamonds look fake. And she calls herself an heiress?

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