I don’t understand the premise of the new movie Nicolas Cage is doing – just that it’s about Nic Cage playing Nic Cage. Which totally makes sense in how little sense it makes. Which means it’s a very good idea and a very bad idea at the same time. (Dlisted)

You know would also be a very good idea and a very bad idea? If Nic Cage and Kanye West were in a movie together. I know your first reaction is to run away screaming nooooooo and that, yes, the money would be much better spent elsewhere but if it was their money, and Kanye claims to be able to put up his own money for his projects, then spending it this way could be at once exhilarating and excruciating and watching two egomaniacs trying to out-rap and out-act each other could be… hilarious? And painful? Good and bad, my point. Maybe Nic can be in Kanye’s opera. (Pajiba)

I was just on a flight recently and I always carry wipes. So I’m the person who wipes down everything like Naomi Campbell, only my technique is to not use the same wipe for everything, OMG. Watching her gave me anxiety because she was just spreading the dirt around. You need a separate wipe for the tray, the armrests, the back of the seat, the seatbelt, and don’t forget the seat pockets! I often, if I’m travelling alone, offer wipes to the person next to me. It’s 50/50 on whether or not they accept. I don’t understand the people who don’t accept. Why wouldn’t you accept free wipes? Kristin Chenoweth doesn’t use wipes, she uses spray. And her spray technique is… aggressive. Also before you ask why I don’t wipe the window, I always choose aisle seats. (Cele|bitchy) 

Gah! Cynthia Erivo could totally be a candidate for Outfit of the Week this week but she already took the title a few weeks ago. This matching long jacket over the dress though. And THOSE SHOES! (Go Fug Yourself) 

This is not a new thing but it’s another thing, another example of me making it so that Duana can “I told you so” at me because now I’m just as excited to see Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys together as she is since I’ve finished The Americans and the show is so f-cking good. (JustJared)