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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended a fundraiser on Saturday night in Sydney. For a while there I thought she might not be messing with her face so much...

Now I’m not so sure. Also, is it just me or are her teeth bigger? I spent time recently at an event with a dentist who gave me some fascinating information on celebrity tooth strategy. They spend just as much time on it as they do their skin and their asses. Did you know for example that celebrities will deliberately request larger “centres” - the two front teeth - because uneven teeth, and especially bigger teeth at the front of the mouth, is a sign of “youth”? Think about it - your teeth only become more even as you age, as they wear down, become uniform. Celebrities will now see dentists specifically to tweak their tooth sizes and even-ness, working every angle so as to be able to convince people that they’re 5 - 10 years younger than you think.

Anyway, as you know, Nicole is supposed to play Princess Grace in a new movie - click here for a refresher. Grace in the film is over a decade younger than Nicole is now. Maybe she just couldn’t help herself. Could you?

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended a fundraiser for Down Syndrome in Sydney.
Photo credits: Cole Bennetts/Getty

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