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Nicole Kidman actually looks less immobilised than usual. And the top of her outfit is fantastic. So is Granny Freeze giving Botox a break?

Nicole received the Order of Australia yesterday, honoured for her philanthropic endeavors, advocating for improved medical services for women and children in addition to encouraging funding support for cancer research. Nicole was accompanied by her husband and chose to participate in the public service instead of a private one, further cementing her position as Australia’s princess….which apparently has everything to do with The Contract.

Many of you often write to ask: what does she have to gain? What does he have to gain?

Well for her, for a woman who seems hellbent on putting off 40, it’s the image of desirability – I am not a spinster! For him, rumour has it, it’s fame exchange beyond Nashville…and especially Australia? He has supposedly coveted acceptance Down Under his whole life. And as the story goes, her selling point was: I will give you Australia.

Or not.

Because staged romances are totally Hollywood urban legends, right?

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