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My golf itch hasn’t kicked in yet. Probably because it’s still very wet in Vancouver and I refuse to play with sh-t all over my ball. But golf is definitely something we’ve been doing together, Jacek and I for years. All summer, sometimes 3 times a week, and we walk the course with our bags on our backs and it’s a great workout and we hate (read: are too cheap for) rich people golf . You know, with a cart.

Some courses mandate the use of a cart to speed up the round. Oftentimes this slows down a round because you can’t drive right up to your ball. A cart also seems to give people licences to look for balls much longer than they should. And why design a course than can’t be played on foot? That’s just dumb.

Anyway, check out Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Third Lip with Keith Urban playing golf in Maui this weekend. Is Granny wearing a collar? It looks like a double tee to me. If that were me I’d be thrown off the course. Gran is past parallel. Overswing.


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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban play golf in Maui

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