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Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant.

I’m joking!

She is TOTALLY pregnant!

As for what Gran’s involvement would be on Runway… am thinking she’d best be suited in a guest judge capacity. Gran is the perfect judge, non? Gran could reinvent impassivity, revealing nary a hint on her frozen tundra of a face that would betray her true feelings about a designer’s work, keeping the audience guessing, building the suspense.

It’s a brilliant idea. Can’t wait.

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