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Her skin - looking remarkably…NEW…is it not? Like a layer freshly surfaced or an old one scrubbed and peeled off, not that that’s a bad thing, not at all actually – I think she looks great – it’s just the sort of thing that jumps out and begs to be noticed, you know? Kinda like Nicole Kidman’s forehead…but I digress. The point is, Renee was lovely yesterday in NYC at the premiere of Miss Potter in a performance that is winning rave reviews, prompting many around town to whisper loudly about Harvey Weinstein’s critical miscalculation – throwing much of his considerable weight behind Sienna for Factory girl instead of Renee, when Factory Girl has been mired in controversy and delays…will his gamble pay off or has he backed the wrong filly? Needless to say – I’m pulling for Renee…though perhaps not too hard. Call me Cruise but does it seem like her skin would snap if she smiled too wide? Is that why there’s never any teeth? Just asking…

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