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Playing along with the Kidmans is a super fun game! Sure, it requires a serious suspension of disbelief… but hey – when you’re accustomed to pretending that the Beckhams have a perfect marriage, everything else is a piece of cake, don’t you think? So here they are, on a domestic “ordinary” trip to Target for…what else? Cleaning supplies! In addition to that mysterious little bump, I also spy a Swiffer and then I spy a Bentley! Because anyone who can afford a Bentley can also master the Wetjet…right? I’m telling you…watching these two live at our level is my new favourite gossip illusion. I’m a believer, y’all. I am a believer.

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