The Maddens on the beach
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You couldn’t miss Nicole Richie on the beach in Santa Monica yesterday with her husband and kids. How are the ratings for Fashion Star anyway? Last I heard it was hovering around 4 million which isn’t horrible but is far from a runaway hit.
God her kids are SO cute, right?
I can’t stand it how cute her kids are. The hair especially. And they’re really, really accomplished baby pimps too. Harlow and Sparrow helped turn their mother from an anorexic junkie with a criminal record into a successful designer and author with what appears to be one of the most stable (no jinx!) celebrity relationships. Nicole and Joel Madden have been together for almost 6 years. Don’t underestimate the Madden Baby Pimps if, you know, you’re ever asked to bracket out a baby pimp-off for a class assignment one day... coming soon.
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