A couple of very exciting things happened today which is why I’m distracted. First - Duana, Kathleen, and I were focused this morning on getting Ms Lauryn Hill tickets. Because, yes, The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill is 20 years old in August and Ms Lauryn Hill is going on tour to celebrate the album, one of the most important albums of our time. Success. We are going. It’s going to be one of the highlights of our summer.
Also…
Beychella merch pop-up! Kathleen and I have been texting back and forth for the last hour trying to decide what we want. She keeps second-guessing herself and doubting if she got the right colours. I have no regrets.
That said… we still haven’t figured out how Beychella Weekend 2 is going to happen. What if Michelle and Kelly come out and they do a different D3 set than the one we saw last Saturday!?
While I continue angsting about this, here are my other obsessions today:
Is this a 4/20 joke? I haven’t had anything yet today but I felt high reading this entire story. Is doesn’t seem to be a high story…but John Travolta worked on a film by Fred Durst and… WHAT THE F-CK IS HAPPENING HERE? By which I mean whatever movie he’s talking about AND that facial hair. Please. Please look at his facial hair and tell me you don’t feel like you’ve had some edibles. (Dlisted)
Have you heard about what happened at the Scarface reunion? And That Question? It was a question for Michelle Pfeiffer. It was insulting as f-ck. She handled it as gracefully as she could. But in that moment, she was the one, I’m sure, who felt the embarrassment, at least at first. Which of course she didn’t deserve. But that’s what happens. Even though there was a reaction to the dumbass question and even though many people who were there objected to it, it doesn’t change the fact that it happened TO her. And if you think of incidents like this as little tiny cuts, imagine how they can accumulate. (Pajiba)
Odell Beckham Jr and Shawn Mendes go head-to-head on Drop The Mic and there are some good lines here so I’m curious… do the writers get any credit? Or are we supposed to believe that OBJ and Shawn came up with this sh-t on their own? (TMZ)
Oh. OH. OHHHHHH. This leather jacket on Noomi Rapace is my life right now. This whole outfit, actually. The jacket, the pants, the top, all of it all together and, on her, it doesn’t feel at all like it’s too much. Maybe because she’s not letting it be too much. This is how you do it – when you’re wearing so much amazingness, you have to bring the attitude. (Go Fug Yourself)
Did you know that eyebrow transplants are a thing? I know a lot of people who over-plucked when they were younger and regret it. This is also what happened to Meagan Good but it’s not a problem anymore because she got an eyebrow transplant. (Cele|bitchy)
We won’t know about Meghan Markle’s wedding dress designer until she steps out of the car at St George’s Chapel in less than a month. But we do know that at the party that night, people will be able to pee, poo, and maybe puke in some very high end toilets. It’s an important detail for sure. And I’m not kidding. I was super particular about washrooms at the second reception for my wedding because, obviously, we were doing it at a Chinese restaurant and I don’t know if you’ve been to a Chinese restaurant but they have a certain reputation. I remember saying to my ma – make sure they clean the bathrooms! Anyway, I’m sure this won’t be a problem for Meghan and Harry. But I do want to know who on their guest list will clog up a stall from vomiting. There’s always one at every wedding. (Vanity Fair)
