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What is it with Donald Trump?

Never mind.

Money talks. To everyone.

Even Naomi Watts comes when Trump calls.

And the elfy Orly too.

Credit to him, Orlando Bloom doesn’t show up for the opening of a can of tuna like some other carpet whores. He did however show up for Trump’s Dubai hotel event. And by the looks of it, Orly was on his best behaviour, beguiling the Donald’s combover with his prettiest smile.

Question is…was he paid in straight cash, or will there be a favour coming later on?

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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