Jessica Simpson Smell like tits Traci Melchor and I watched this commercial together just a few minutes ago. It’s a new ad for Porny’s fragrance. What does it smell like? Tits. That’s pretty much the message. Smell like tits. Traci is a Jessica Simpson defender to the death. She loves her. So By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 03:43 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Summer Rain. Really? Okay, well, this is what I’m talking about. When I say sibling names don’t match, this is what I mean. Summer Rain Rutler. It’s not my taste, obviously, but I know that Summer has gone from being a hippie-dippie punchline to a useable name, and even By Duana • Aug 18, 2014 03:04 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: The giver, never the taker Dear Sasha, I have two brothers, one older and one younger than myself. Our Dad is seventy seven years old and in great health. He is self-sufficient and has no mobility problems. He takes his health seriously and I’m very grateful for that. He is a widower and By Sasha • Aug 18, 2014 02:31 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: Her last wish My fiancé and I have been together for 8 years, engaged for 3 and we have a 5 year old son. Everything is great, we're fully committed to one another and have made a home together. I just graduated from college and am on the hunt for a By Sasha • Aug 18, 2014 02:15 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Ben’s birthday weekend Ben Affleck was home in LA for the weekend, his birthday weekend. He turned 42 on Friday and has been back and forth from Detroit where he’s shooting Batfleck. Yesterday he and Jennifer Garner were out running errands in his favourite car. Does it seem like this car always By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 01:32 pm
Break Ups Antonio Banderas’s single summer There’s JLO’s version of a single summer…and then there’s Antonio Banderas who for sure, for sure, for sure is no longer with Melanie Griffith because she’s removing the tat of his name across her arm. They tried though. They really did. They tried for a By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 12:35 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: Not Lauren So everyone I know is going to know who this letter is from by (a) my children's names, and (b) the fact that I'm writing in when they all know I am a very loyal reader. My problem is this: we have backed ourselves into a By Duana • Aug 18, 2014 12:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Scarjo’s American baby Scarlett Johansson and fiancé Romain Dauriac went for ice cream and a movie yesterday in New York. She’s been in New York for a while now, sighted all over the Hamptons, enjoying the last trimester of her pregnancy. At this point, she’s not supposed to fly anymore, right? By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 11:51 am
Quiveration Jake’s walk & box Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in New York on Sunday with a friend. He’s been shooting Southpaw this summer, plays a boxer. Presumably that’s why he’s doing his walk and box. Hey so we were talking earlier about whether or not Leonardo DiCaprio cleans up nice anymore – probably By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 11:11 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s blue fringe Emmys It’s always so f-cking tacky with Heidi Klum on a red carpet. Look at this sh-t with the twirling the fringe. The only person who should be wearing these colours is Cookie Monster. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 10:52 am
Hook Ups Gwyneth & Martin Lawrence How did Gwyneth Paltrow cope this first weekend of Martin Lawrence? G’s letting her friends do her talking. Jessica Seinfeld posted a photo on Instagram yesterday with the caption: “I have never met anyone with more true and loyal best friends than this baby girl 👶👸. She is deeply and By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 10:18 am
Bill’s Out. Surprise. Masters Of Sex Season 2 Episode 6 You know why people like gimmicks? They need a break, sometimes. Yes, it’s silly that Bert Cooper wears socks with no shoes in the office, or that Frank Underwood is so buttoned-down but kills racks of ribs at 8 AM, or By Duana • Aug 18, 2014 09:53 am
Bad Style This is Leo cleaned up The standard expression is that someone “cleans up nice”. I wouldn’t use the word nice here to refer to a cleaned up Leonardo DiCaprio who was in Laguna Beach on Saturday for the Oceana Annual SeaChange party. I’m not sure Leo will ever clean up nice again. But By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 09:37 am
Music Intro for August 18, 2014 Dear Gossips, HBO has released a trailer for the upcoming On The Run concert film that’s to be shot in Paris in September, then airing on HBO Canada and HBO on September 20. So if the Carter Corporation is dissolving, it won’t be until then. At least? We By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 09:04 am
Hook Ups Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin?!?!? THIS is what we’ve been waiting for all summer. Maybe that’s why Gwyneth wanted it out there that she already has a boyfriend. Because it turns out… Chris Martin is dating Jennifer Lawrence…!?!? E! News has the exclusive: that they’ve been “seeing each other since late June” By Lainey • Aug 15, 2014 04:38 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Chasing Amy 2014 It’s Ben Affleck’s birthday. And oh look! New shots of Joey Lauren Adams out for dinner last night in a great jumpsuit. What is your favourite Ben Affleck movie? Mine might be Chasing Amy. I know we’re supposed to say Good Will Hunting and, for sure, he By Lainey • Aug 15, 2014 02:46 pm
