Golden Globes 2014 Reese Witherspoon: Worst Fringe, Worst Colour This…is not an easy hair length. And wearing it with a wispy, choppy fringe like that is… not exactly glamourous. Wearing it with the Miami Dolphin teal on a red carpet makes it even less glamourous. And wearing it with a dress that’s basically a floor length bra By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 06:29 am
Golden Globes 2014 Paula Patton: Globes Most Obvious Try Did you forget how annoying Paula Patton was at the Globes two years ago? (Click here but you probably don’t need to.) Perhaps she thought you did though because she decided to do it again…this time with some dirty sheets hanging off one shoulder like she’s on By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 06:19 am
Golden Globes 2014 Emma Stone: The Globes Muse Emma Stone is Woody Allen’s current muse. She was there to introduce his tribute. In front of an audience full of his muses: Diane Keaton, Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Cate Blanchett… That’s not sh-tty company. Half an hour later, Blanchett won for her work in Woody Allen’ By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 06:08 am
Golden Globes 2014 Tatiana Maslany: Best First Outing If you would, please raise your glass to the incredible Tatiana Maslany. This is how you do it right. You go to the awards and you look just flawless, but still your age and effortless, as opposed to some of your contemporaries who put a wee too much effort into By Duana • Jan 13, 2014 06:04 am
Golden Globes 2014 Emma Thompson: Globes Best Presenter If they could only find a way to have Emma Thompson around every year – not necessarily to present, but just to be present, to remind those assholes that they’re there to entertain, to be admired, to be recognised, to be honoured, and it’s a f-cking privilege, not By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:57 am
Golden Globes 2014 Joaquin Phoenix: Globes Most Casual Every time they cut to Joaquin Phoenix last night he was smiling, laughing even. Joaquin Phoenix having a good time at an award show? He seemed totally comfortable. Was it because he was wearing a cardigan? I just realised (it’s 3:45am ET) that he was wearing a cardigan. By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:47 am
Golden Globes 2014 Taylor Swift: Globes longest train Taylor Swift wore Carolina Herrera. I don’t think I saw a dress with a longer train. Guess what I don’t like about it. Yes. It’s taffeta. And she’s meeting her prince with a sash across his chest who’s carrying a sword on his way to By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:41 am
Golden Globes 2014 Diane Keaton: Best Globes Silver Lord, I love it. And I am not a Keaton person, per se. I mean, I like her and I think she’s interesting but I’m not a devotee like some. I don’t have a thing for turtlenecks and gloves and hats. But I’m not made of By Duana • Jan 13, 2014 05:34 am
Golden Globes 2014 Julie Bowen: Globes Disney Princess The good news is it’s not yellow taffeta. Having said that, it’s a little Snow White. Isn’t it? Also… It’s still F-CKING TAFFETA! If you’re walking down the aisle and you want to wear taffeta, fine, whatever, I won’t stop you and I By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:28 am
Golden Globes 2014 Lena Dunham: Globes Worst Yellow Taffeta I loved Lena Dunham’s dress at the Emmys – click here for a refresher – so much that I called it my Best Dressed on The Social the following day. And this is why I don’t understand what happened here. I don’t understand why YELLOW TAFFETA is STILL SHOWING By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:18 am
Golden Globes 2014 Julianna Margulies: Best Globes Acquiescence …and this is how you dress when you are beautiful and not going to win. Julianna Margulies has made a career out of very interesting, very structured or otherwise unusual dresses. I was about to write “Remember the lampshade one” but I think that in fact there have been several By Duana • Jan 13, 2014 05:11 am
Golden Globes 2014 Kate Mara: Best Globes Cleavage I had no idea, did you? This is not Kate Mara’s usual steeze. Usually she takes the neckline right up and, if anything, she’ll show a little side action – like at the Emmys – but balance it with full coverage everywhere else. I just wish she’d chosen a By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:04 am
Golden Globes 2014 Sofia Vergara: Best Globes necklace I’m not sure the dress matters here. I mean, it’s never going to be a revelation where the dress is concerned with Sofia Vergara. You know she won’t show up in a cape. Lanvin is not an option. Zac Posen, Vera Wang, de la Renta – it’s By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:52 am
Golden Globes 2014 Elisabeth Moss: Best Globes Understatement I don’t know why I think she’s an understatement, exactly. After all, she’s invited to all of these awards, is usually nominated and half the time she wins. She knows how to do these shows. And it’s not like she’s playing shrinking violet, either. This By Duana • Jan 13, 2014 04:44 am
Golden Globes 2014 Jared Leto: Worst Globes Speech, Best Messy Bun Of all the messy buns at the Globes last night, including Gwyneth Paltrow’s, who wore it better than Jared Leto? His date was his brother, Shannon. And if I were Shannon I would have told him to remove the silk scarf. So Jordan Catalano is an Oscar front-runner. By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:33 am
Golden Globes 2014 Michael Fassbender: Globes Ginger Beard If we’re talking about ginger beards, I prefer Prince Harry. And if only they could contrive an excuse for him to show up on the awards circuit, we wouldn’t have to live with Michael Fassbender’s. In these parts though, perhaps that’s an unpopular sentiment. Fassbender joined By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:27 am
