Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for November 13, 2013 Dear Gossips, Duana asked me last night how my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, reacted to the announcement of my upcoming book about her, Listen To The Squawking Chicken. Well, she came over yesterday when I was at work to drop off some ginseng soup. Normally she doesn’t come By Lainey • Nov 13, 2013 09:43 am
Book Review I wrote a book Shameless self-promotion here but this was the deadline I’ve been referring to. I was writing a book. I WROTE A BOOK! The book is called "Listen to the Squawking Chicken: When Mother Knows Best, What's a Daughter To Do? A Memoir (Sort Of)”. So now By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 03:43 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken I wrote a book Shameless self-promotion here but this was the deadline I’ve been referring to. I was writing a book. I WROTE A BOOK! The book is called "Listen to the Squawking Chicken: When Mother Knows Best, What's a Daughter To Do? A Memoir (Sort Of)”. So now By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 03:38 pm
BFFs Gwyneth’s weekend with RDJ And Jason Bateman and Joel Silver and Reese Witherspoon and Jon Favreau and Maya Rudolph and Gwen and Gavin… Oh and Justin Theroux. But not Jennifer Aniston. I guess she was busy. Because she and G are friends post-Pitt. Proof! Anyway, RDJ threw a 40th birthday party for his By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 03:32 pm
BFFs Certain Friends Are Gross When Lainey asks me to write a Julia Roberts article I tend to know what I’m doing. Find the most obnoxious comments, squee as I (legitimately) find the most positive spin on them, a winsome wink and a nod at the reader, job done. But this Marie Claire article By Duana • Nov 12, 2013 02:02 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: He won’t talk to me after what came out Sasha I’m so embarrassed and I need your advice. I’ve been dating this guy for a couple of weeks and the other night we did anal. I can’t bear to tell you the details but let’s just say things got messy. OMG. I’m so embarrassed. By Sasha • Nov 12, 2013 01:22 pm
Gross #ThisIsUnbroken Reality is an asshole. We live in a world where Robsten could not survive but Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are still happening. Or happening again, depending on how you see it. Rumour has it she took a break from him because he was being a pig over text with By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 01:04 pm
Amazingness Emma Thompson Forgives Helena Bonham-Carter for Affair Thespian drama! How British is this sh*t? Today news has broken that Emma Thompson has forgiven Helena Bonham-Carter for having an affair with Kenneth Branagh. The story goes that back in the ‘90s these three were involved in the most English love triangle since crumpets, marmalade and tea, By Dean • Nov 12, 2013 12:01 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Naomie Harris’s open blue dress This is Vionnet. Vionnet is considered pretty luxe. But this, to me, is beneath Naomie Harris. It reminds me of something Ebola Paris Hilton would wear. It’s cheap. It looks messy. And Naomie Harris is neither cheap or messy. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 11:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Taking a sh-t on Justin Timberlake’s face Those are his words, not mine. Justin Timberlake is one of five men featured in GQ’s Men of the Year issue. And the interview happened just as critics were eviscerating his movie Runner, Runner and Part 2 of The 20/20 Experience. You remember, don’t you? Variety’s By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 11:16 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Elizabeth Banks’s yellow dress I just…think she can do so much better than a People’s Choice Awards dress, you know? She can do SO.MUCH.BETTER. Than sateen. And ball gowns. And pageants and proms. She can wear the f-cking sh-t out of it if you give her something better. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 10:57 am
Xenu Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Suri More information from that deposition is being leaked. In case you missed it, Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for saying he abandoned Suri. Click here for my initial post about it last week. During the deposition, in addition to blaming Scientology for his alleged estrangement from his daughter, the By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 10:25 am
Masters of Sex Isn’t it A-n-a-e-s-t-h-e-s-i-a? Masters Of Sex Season 1 Episode 7 recap. So. Suppose I told you I was watching this show, um, not on broadcast channels. As such, sometimes there are, er, anomalies. To cut to the chase, this is the first time I’ve seen the credit sequence, and I don’t By Duana • Nov 12, 2013 10:04 am
Girly Throw Downs George wants to be friends with Leo but not Russell Crowe George Clooney called out Leonardo DiCaprio in ESQUIRE for having bullsh-t friends. Click here for a refresher from yesterday. His publicist wants to clarify now however that George wasn’t commenting on Leo’s posse. Rather, it was just about basketball. Pure jokes: "The Leo comments were all By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 09:47 am
Hook Ups Between Kristen Stewart and Dylan Penn Here’s Robert Pattinson leaving the gym yesterday after training with Harley Pasternak. And also photos of him heading out of Chateau Marmont the other night. He’s been wearing that beanie for years. Do you think it’s the same one? I keep losing toques. How do people keep By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 09:30 am
Mariah Carey Intro for November 12, 2013 Dear Gossips, 11.12.13 Good luck or bad luck? The Chinese Squawking Chicken says it’s OK, especially for those working in creative industries. Does that mean we’ll have a good day for gossip? Maybe George Clooney will pick more fights with people. Mimi released her new single By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 09:02 am
