Bad Style Gwyneth’s Spring Cleaning Sale (Lainey: and continuing with the Gwyneth theme of today’s blog, here’s Sasha with her thoughts on Gwyneth’s garage sale -- she’s selling some of her clothes as part of the GOOP Spring Cleaning feature.) My problem with Gwyneth is that she loves to pretend that she’ By Sasha • Mar 14, 2013 03:33 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth’s Hunger Games (Lainey: as promised, there will be a lot of G on the site today. Previously we heard from Dean. Here’s Maria’s take on Gwyneth’s new cookbook.) It’s a wonderful time for gossip when Gwyneth is promoting something because raging on her is practically a national pastime. By Maria • Mar 14, 2013 03:24 pm
Books It’s Not Her, It’s You: Gwyneth (UPDATED) (Lainey: get ready. There will be multiple Gwyneth posts for you today, because your cuticles need trimming. Here's Dean's take first.) There’s no denying that LaineyGossip is a pro-Gwyneth organization. It’s a Paltrow Safe Zone. We love her (BECAUSE she’s a dick most By Dean • Mar 14, 2013 03:14 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Jessica Biel’s burgundy booties A lot of requests came in for Jessica Biel’s burgundy booties, so of course I had to go on the search and find them for all of you. And here they are. The bad news is that they’re sold out, but I bet if you stalk the closest By Sasha • Mar 14, 2013 02:41 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Checks and Squares like Louis Vuitton This is a question for Sasha: I'm loving this bold squares look as seen on the LV s/s 2013 runway – can you help to find WAY cheaper options. Thanks C! ___ Checks, checkerboard, squares - call it whatever the eff you want because it’s all on trend By Sasha • Mar 14, 2013 02:14 pm
Break Ups Jason without Michelle This is Jason Segel in West Hollywood yesterday having coffee with a friend. Anytime anyone isn’t famous they’re immediately labelled “mystery woman/man”. I’m not getting any vibes. Are you? As you know, Segel is no longer with Michelle Williams. Their relationship lasted a year, and almost By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 01:34 pm
Douchebags You must Believe...and then Delete Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 12:46 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s sheer stripe maxi Love the colour of this maxi dress. But then I opened up the photos and noticed that bit of lace stripe around the knee. You like it? I think I hate it. By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 11:59 am
Amazingness Benedict Cumberbatch but, really, Tom Stoppard I’ve not yet started watching Parade’s End yet. I know! F-cking award season, right? But my travel slows down in a week or so and in between having a nervous breakdown over my deadlines, Parade’s End will be my jam, I promise, and I will probably love By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 11:43 am
Lifestyle Duana Names: Wolf & Fox twin boys Dear Duana, We're expecting two boys any day now and before these twinadoes land, we need some serious help with names. Burt and Ernie just won't do. My husband and I are far apart (think Wolf and Fox vs. Elliot and Ewan) and feel that we& By Duana • Mar 14, 2013 11:15 am
Movie Reviews and Previews McConaughey with a side part Well hello. Matthew McConaughey was photographed on the set of True Detectives in New Orleans yesterday with his hair styled to the side. Umm... MM looks really, really GOOD with a side part, non? Like waayyyyy better with a side part than what he normally does which is ... slicked back By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 10:50 am
Advertisement Second Year begins soon! Last year we launched an exciting new partnership with vitaminwater Canada. LaineyGossip copy was featured on the labels on vitaminwater zero bottles and several of my essays were published on the vitaminwater Tumblr: on wedding etiquette, on Thanksgiving, New Year’s resolutions, and more. And then there was… The Faculty By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 10:28 am
Maple Leaf This has to stop I really need Jim Carrey to stop with his feet. He keeps walking around with these feet. To promote Burt Wonderstone, I guess? And it’s supposed to be funny... It’s not funny. It’s gross. Maybe it wouldn’t be so gross if there was something caricaturish about By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 10:15 am
Intro for March 14, 2013 Dear Gossips, $2 million in less than a day -- Holy Sh-t Veronica Mars! Where were we several years ago when the show couldn’t get renewed? Me, I’m guilty too. Because I only got into it last year, after too many years of Duana harassing me, and finally By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 09:56 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva’s yellow lace Oh no. No no no no no no no. This is terrible. It reminds me of Faith Hill’s infamous Oscar dress. And the red heels. No no no no no no no. By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 09:20 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Your Workout Wardrobe I would be the last person to call myself a fashionista but I do know how to dress for a workout. Let’s face it – gyms are no longer a place to wear your frumpy white t-shirts and baggy shorts anymore. They are turning into a place to be seen By Hayley • Mar 14, 2013 09:04 am
