Ashton Kutcher Esquire gives Ashton Kutcher a cock-boost It’s not that I don’t agree: Mila Kunis is indeed sexy. SUPER sexy. Totally understandable that she’s been named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. And in doing so, they just gave Ashton Kutcher several more inches to drag along with a limp. Our thoughts are with Demi By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 12:47 pm
BFFs “Gwyn, I love you” But first… I f-cking love it when Beyonce makes “I am Sasha Fierce serious no smiles face” and drops the mic. And I really, really f-cking love it when Beyonce dances in group formation. Especially the Crazy In Love group dance formation. Next year, for my birthday, I am totally By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 11:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Mimi & Dem Babies vs Nicki Minaj As I wrote last week, Nicki Minaj is getting seriously outplayed by Mimi on American Idol. You can’t take down the Mother of Dem Babies, an experienced Bitch, with a Twitter rant even if you do have more followers. And especially not when you signed a contract with the By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 11:05 am
Homeland When Leaving Lebanon Homeland Season 2 Episode 2 recap I am writing this after a long weekend with family and turkey and contentment. I feel good – anything but cynical. So, though I sometimes have to check myself, I feel like I can ask with impunity … How great is Carrie for Saul’s career? By Duana • Oct 08, 2012 10:55 am
Style Shelfy is the first With a couple of weeks to go before the wedding, Jessica Biel spent the weekend in Paris for a photo shoot. Today she stepped out to go shopping on Avenue Montaigne. As you can see, she’s wearing those leather studded Isabel Marant pants which juuuuust appeared on the runway By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 10:07 am
Intro for October 8, 2012 Dear Gossips, Did I set myself up for it? I wanted it to be better, Saturday Night Live hosted by Daniel Craig. And it wasn’t great, not even close. He did try though, or at least it seemed that way -- it seemed that he was willing, down for By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 09:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Blue Ivy Carter has a rival Tom Ford and his partner Richard Bentley are proud fathers of Alexander John Buckley Ford. Alexander was born on September 23. Tom is 51, Richard 64. Finally, a proper rival for the Blue Ivy Carter. And maybe a possible future hookup. Who else but the Baby Ford could know the By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 04:34 pm
BFFs Gwyneth’s pregnancy friends and her international 40th There was a party for Gwyneth Paltrow’s 40th birthday in London earlier this week. Stella McCartney, Hugh Grant, and some other British personalities were there. G celebrated her birthday proper in Portofino the week before with close family and friends. Now she’s in New York to celebrate some By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 03:44 pm
Lifestyle Sasha’s INTO IT: History + Industry WHAT: History + Industry WHERE: CLICK HERE WHY: Chanel flaunted its luxury message all up and down the Grand Palais the other day. From that redonk monster truck steering wheel of a “bag” to the beautiful confetti colored clothes, it was a rich woman's wet dream. But what I By Sasha • Oct 05, 2012 03:22 pm
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson: from Paris to Moscow Earlier this week, Scarlett Johansson was in Paris for a Tod’s event. She also attended an Obama fundraiser. From there it appears it was off to Russia. Here she is in Moscow yesterday for the Moet 250th anniversary party. Scarjo is an ambassador for the champagne. Whoever’s doing By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 02:26 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Fall scarves Do you have any suggestions for some scarves for fall? L --- A limp scarf is almost as insulting as a limp dick. So L, let’s get down and dirty and find you the perfect stiffy. I’ve talked about A Peace Treaty before on the site. They are By Sasha • Oct 05, 2012 01:14 pm
Media Manipulation George borrows Brange’s move George Clooney took Stacy Kiebler to the Argo premiere last night. Earlier this week there were rumours that he was done with her. Unlike last time when the same rumours were circulating and he had his publicist issue a denial, George chose instead not to release a statement since a By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 12:08 pm
Girly Throw Downs Nicki Minaj is trying to hurt Dem Babies I wrote yesterday that Nicki Minaj needs a Bitch Coach. Because Mimi is seriously outplaying her; she has a lot more experience. Oh ignorant youth... Think about it -- while Nicki’s trying to take down a Bitch legend on Twitter (obviously unsuccessfully), Mimi hasn’t even STOOD UP yet. By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 10:53 am
BFFs Ben, Jen, and George Ben Affleck let us see him kiss his wife on a red carpet last night. It must be Oscar time. And they say he’s good for several nominations. With a lot of studio money behind him, at this point it’s almost a guarantee. I mean, Ben would have By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 10:33 am
Intro for October 5, 2012 Dear Gossips, Daniel Craig hosts Saturday Night Live tomorrow. I haven’t been this excited about a host in a while. Have you seen his promos? I’ve attached below. And, of course, there’s this, a classic. “He was noots about Celine Dion.” See but now, like a proper By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 10:09 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: I am obese Hi Hayley I am obese. I hate that word, but I can't deny it any longer. I weigh 220lbs and I am 5'5. I’ve been overweight for more than 15 years, I’m 35, and I’m at the highest weight I've ever By Hayley • Oct 05, 2012 09:17 am
