Media Manipulation How are you doing, Robert Pattinson? Jon Stewart had the luxury of going first. And now everyone else is following with the same line of questioning. As Robert Pattinson makes the rounds on the press circuit to promote Cosmopolis, this is what they’ve been asking him. On CNN, on Good Morning America, they all want By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 12:16 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s Western Shirt It’s not a western shirt, but it kinda looks like one, non? This...is not my favourite. The blue dress with leather trim and an exposed zipper that she wore to Letterman is better By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 11:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Brange & Jen wedding-off: Brange goes first? As mentioned in the open, I’ve not seen every magazine cover this week but no doubt, Jennifer Aniston will likely be on a few of them, including the new issue of US Weekly. Interestingly enough, while US offers details about Justin Theroux’s proposal and what their baby plans By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 11:10 am
Cheating Loins Spin Again - on Kristen Stewart, Lisa Ling When my friend called the other day to talk, she waited until I was fully primed in the conversation before dropping a truly delicious story on me that unfortunately would negate the friendship if I reprinted it here. But as she finished, she sighed “it just goes to show. Don’ By Duana • Aug 15, 2012 10:33 am
Cheating Loins Rupert Sanders will be OK You know, in case you were worried that the man would get the sh-t end of a cheating scandal. The Hollywood Reporter claims that Universal is moving ahead with some form of Snow White And The Huntsman sequel or spin-off without Kristen Stewart. Rupert Sanders, the director of the film, By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 09:47 am
Intro for August 15, 2012 Dear Gossips, It’s Tabloid Wednesday! At the writing of this open, I’d not seen all the covers for the new weeklies. But Jennifer Aniston has to be on at least three. After all, in announcing the engagement on Sunday, she gave them enough time. Today is tricky as By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 09:31 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate’s better colours Such an improvement over that terrible purple from the other day – click here for a refresher. This is vibrant and fresh and doesn’t evoke memories of gym class ribbons and high school medals. By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 09:25 am
Gorgessity Robert Pattinson’s Heartbreak Makeover But first Jon Stewart. Because ... what a kind, kind man. And in a way that is so....not Jay Leno, right? You can have compassion and still be cool. And also uncompromising. Few personalities can manage to lure the Twi-Hard Nation without having to offer up their pride balls in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 03:41 pm
Lifestyle Hi Sasha: My Dad’s Medical Secret Hi Sasha, I'm really confused right now, I went away with friends for the weekend so I decided to spend some quality time with my dad and chat a little bit over dinner. We were having a mindless conversation when suddenly he got all emotional and told me By Sasha • Aug 14, 2012 02:11 pm
Famewhores Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians, swimming only. While By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 02:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate Beckinsale’s terrible purple I spent all day yesterday trying to figure out what offends me so much about this purple, this particular shade of purple. It came to me this morning: this is the colour of school banners and ribbons. The Crown Royal baggie. Usually accompanied by a gold trim. Hate it. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 12:32 pm
Break Ups Every love is forever but we’re never getting back together Taylor Swift has a new album called RED coming out in October. And there’s already a new song -- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Once again, then, a breakup song. Because as she told her fans yesterday: "All the different emotions that are written about on By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 12:09 pm
Amazingness Trick or Treat? Do you follow Joshua Malina on Twitter? (Click here for his account) I don’t know why not, if you don’t. He might be the single best “just like us” celeb on that whole thing. Malina’s Twitter breaks down to about 65% tweets about how he’s aware By Duana • Aug 14, 2012 11:47 am
Frauds Shelfy needed to be alone But first... That goddamn fringe. Jessica Biel was in Berlin yesterday promoting Total Recall at the press event and the premiere. Fashion-wise both choices are disappointments. That silky crop top makes her tits all wobbly in the daytime outfit and what kind of proper celebrity wears a tiered skirt in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 11:04 am
Gwyneth Paltrow What Would GOOP Tip? Speaking of crazy parents... And I know some of you can relate to this too... Have you ever had to sneak back to a table to add more to the tip? I’m pretty militant on this issue - it’s unacceptable for celebrities not to tip, and well. Don’ By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 10:32 am
Squawking Chicken Intro for August 14, 2012 Dear Gossips, Duana showed me a video a couple of years ago. It’s the only time I’ve ever related to John Mayer, regardless of whether or not it was staged. Mayer’s on the phone, trying to walk his father through a computer issue. He grows increasingly frustrated, By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 10:02 am
