Break Ups Tom & Katie’s quick divorce A friend of mine who is also an entertainment reporter emailed me yesterday. “Am I a dick? This is so anti-climactic.” She left him and divorced him, all of it signed, in 10 short days. I feel like that might be a record. Can we at least have a chance By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 11:18 am
Intro for July 10, 2012 Dear Gossips, Rumor Est Immortalis Gossip Is Immortal, especially when it’s in Latin. You’ll note, if you’re reading in Canada, today’s blog is sponsored by vitaminwater zero. Have you seen my bottles?!?! I wrote the labels for go-go, resilient-c, and xoxox - attached! Part of this By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 10:39 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s horrible print Maybe on someone else, paired with a different bottom. Maybe. Are we allowed to sh-t on her for her clothes now? Has enough time passed since she gave birth to son Samuel? Here’s the thing – she could have easily put on a black top, no problem. But this, this By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 09:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Real preg and fake preg Drew Barrymore went for a manicure and pedicure in LA today. Meanwhile over in London yesterday, Rachel McAdams played pregnant, apparently going into labour on the set of the new Richard Curtis movie About Time. I’m assuming that Bill Weasley is the father. Yes, Rachel and Michael Sheen are By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 06:37 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession 3 kids, an engagement ring, and long gross nails Do they draw straws? What is the child selection process for a Brange one-parent trip? I’m sure in this case it’s something boring. Like Maddox is off at camp, or maybe with dad and grandma Pitt for a racial sensitivity photo opportunity, and the twins are still too By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 06:02 pm
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston is Always in Reruns Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of GQ Spain’s July/August issue and when I saw the cover, I though it looked really familiar. But really, most Jennifer Aniston magazine spreads look alike because she rarely veers from her tanned and toned aesthetic. Now several outlets have confirmed that By Maria • Jul 09, 2012 05:13 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession When parents are embarrassing Many of you are young parents. Do you ever worry about this? Because we can all safely say that we’ve been embarrassed by our parents, right? When will it be your turn to embarrass your kids? What will you do? Will you write to a newspaper to say that By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 04:52 pm
Royals Will tours dad and the movie about his mother Prince Charles is visiting Wales where his son William is stationed with the RAF rescue. He toured the base today, a proud father. Obviously those uniforms have never been so tidily hung up before. Before touring his dad around the workplace, Will was with his brother Harry the other day, By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 03:26 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: My BFF hates my ex So here's the story. I was engaged to J last year. We were together for just over 2 years....long story short- he was extremely emotionally and verbally abusive. I didn't really realize it until I was in deep. We had a house together- and were By Sasha • Jul 09, 2012 02:31 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: My pregnant BFF still smokes Hi Sasha, My best friend is 10 weeks pregnant. She was a heavy drinker and smoker, stopped drinking when she found out she was pregnant, but she's still smoking. She's cut down to "a few per day" from a pack a day, but this By Sasha • Jul 09, 2012 02:22 pm
Break Ups It took Katie 10 days and now she takes taxis (There are other, several, non Tom & Katie posts scheduled for today. Most of them are half-written but I’ve had to put them on hold because these two seem so determined to take over the world. Please know those stories are on the way.) Katie Holmes announced she’d By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 02:04 pm
Famewhores Blake & Ryan: family time, that’s all Savages opened this weekend. Did you go? As Duana was my main event, I won’t be going until later this week. As much as many of you wanted it to though, Savages did not bomb. It opened over $16 million which, according to Deadline was better than expected, and By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 01:33 pm
Girly Throw Downs Tom wins a round I’ll never choose not to use a sports analogy if it’s available. So if the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes divorce situation can be compared to a boxing match, and we expect it to go 12 rounds, let’s say that Katie, obviously, won the first round easily, almost By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 12:34 pm
The Newsroom High highs, excruciating lows The Newsroom Season 1 Episode 3 recap I like high-low fashion, that whole concept of a skirt you spent way too much on paired with a Forever 21 tee and shoes you would never tell anyone were by Jessica Simpson. It makes me feel like I’m getting away with By Duana • Jul 09, 2012 12:20 pm
Girly Throw Downs She’s a Survivor Destiny’s Child’s Survivor shuffled onto my iPod last night. I haven’t heard it in a while and I haven’t paid attention to the lyrics in even longer. Am now convinced it should be Katie Holmes’s theme song. Google that right now and see for yourself. By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 11:23 am
Intro for July 9, 2012 Dear Gossips, Is there a scene from a movie you’ve always daydreamed about being in? For me it’s the Breakfast Club dance montage, particularly when Molly Ringwald is doing her thing on the landing. You know, her outfit still holds up today. Oh and also Angelina Jolie in By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 09:47 am
