Golden Globes 2012 GG Worst Happy Face: Claire Danes Behold, a thesis in two parts: Point the first – the physical. Danes and I are of a similar age. But…flatter myself, sure...I think she looks SO much older than me. Part of that can be attributed to the razor-thin demands that we know in Hollywood – the body-or-face choice By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 02:39 pm
Style Golden Globe Almost: Michelle Williams She was just about to be my Best of the night. Just about. Even with the headband that Duana and Sarah considered twee. But I thought it was beautifully accented with that dress. God, that amazing dress. And then... She opened with the kid. Right off the top of the By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 01:29 pm
Bad Style GG Worst Bow At The Hip: Charlize Theron Jessica Biel did it in Prada at the Oscars in 2009. Like a handkerchief at the chest. Click here for refresher. This is, of course, Charlize Theron. Who always favours a bow. And hers is at the hip. So, obviously, it’s not quite as dumbass as Biel’s attempt By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 01:09 pm
Bad Style GG Best Improv/Worst Cowgirl: Meryl Streep Lainey called me out last night, and she was right, for pussy footing around the fact that The Iron Lady suuuuucked. I mean, not just a little bit. That movie was really, really bad …but you got so distracted by Meryl. There was a moment in the movie where she By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 12:59 pm
Bad Style GG Worst Red: Reese Witherspoon I suppose she was trying for Jessica Rabbit: Reese Witherspoon with the bedhead and some curves. It may have worked better if the dress wasn’t so...poorly constructed. She’s drowning in it. Now I know I’m on automatic hate when it comes to taffeta and, as such, By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 12:51 pm
BFFs GG Best BFF. Sorry, but it’s true: Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Lainey and I were talking the other night about Daniel Radcliffe, during his SNL hosting. Between the sense of humour he clearly has about himself and the Parade interview he gave recently where he so obviously gets that you can’t really go ‘up’ from Harry Potter (not in notoriety, By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 12:36 pm
Bad Style GG Worst Follow-Through: Zooey Deschanel Okay. So I’m Zooey D. My show’s off the ground, I’m starting to get some blowback about how over the top the cute-geek thing is, and maybe, truth be told, I’m starting to get a little exhausted of it myself. So good. The Globes is a By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 12:16 pm
Media Manipulation GG Wannabe Blake: Lea Michele I’m not writing about her poseharding. You know it. You’ve seen it. You don’t need me to repeat it over and over again every time I post about Lea Michele. Let’s discuss instead the Marchesa. There’s been a LOT of Marchesa happening on the carpet By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 12:08 pm
Golden Globes 2012 GG Please F-ck Off: Paula Patton We rarely agree, Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and I on a liveblog. I thought it was impossible. I also thought it was impossible to prefer Lea Michele over anyone else. Taylor Swift took care of that for Les Miserables. And Paula Patton followed last night at the Globes. How f-cking annoying By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 12:02 pm
BFFs GG Best Schtick? Sofia Vergara & Julie Bowen So you saw most of this play out, right? On the carpet, we saw the dresses. Sofia Vergara’s teal – a colour which I already think is kind of alarmingly muted – is tamped down to almost depressing. But it fits her like no other actress’s dress ever does. And By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 11:54 am
Hook Ups GG Most Boring: Mila Kunis I can’t believe it either. Sorry. And while I’d much rather she be boring, on a night where she was simply a presenter and no longer a nominee, I’ve never known Mila Kunis to bring such little excitement. Mila Kunis, ordinarily, is exciting even in sweats. But By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 11:42 am
Bad Style GG Worst Attempt At A Personality Via Her Dress: Dianna Agron Yeah, so the dress didn’t look good, fundamentally. It looked intricate, and it’s a great colour on many, but the cut-outs didn’t sit flush against her skin, exactly, which is a problem – and I didn’t love the endless tiers in the skirt either. But this is By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 11:33 am
Style GG Sequins & Feathers: Evan Rachel Wood There is a lot happening here. Ordinarily I’d think too much. (SO weird, I’m streaming an episode of Veronica Mars while writing this article and Alyson Hannigan just said the name Evan Rachel Wood. For real.) Anyway, between the sequins and all those feathers, it’s a lot By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 11:19 am
Golden Globes 2012 GG Worst Bridesmaids: Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph Easy. Retract your claws. Read a few lines and then see if maybe you want to punch me. So there they were, Wiig and Rudolph (and McCarthy, yes, but put a pin in that for one second). Bridesmaids is, if not the biggest movie of the year, certainly the biggest By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 11:03 am
Style GG Best Black & Most Unprepared: Julianne Moore & Rob Lowe If you were following along with us during our liveblog, you would have read how mad I was at Julianne Moore. Like, MAD. And I NEVER get mad at Julianne Moore. I love her SO MUCH. And I loved her black dress. Now that’s how you change up the By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 10:52 am
Style GG Best Ensemble Dress: Emma Stone Emma Stone attended the Golden Globes because The Help was nominated for Best Picture. So...she wasn’t up for an individual award (like last year) but, being a pretty important name now, she was allowed to attend and to sit at a front table and enjoy the evening with By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 10:41 am
