Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Claire Danes’s back I’m sure most of you watched the Golden Globes the other night, but if you are anything like me you were not watching it to see who won what, but rather who said what, who came with who, who rocked the red carpet and who may need a little By Hayley • Jan 17, 2012 02:52 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: My Brother Is A Dick Hi Sasha! My brother, J, and I were brought up with strict Catholic values on my mum's side and ethical, sensible ones of my dad's. I've ended up a smart, savvy, logical, morally-driven, responsible adult with strong family values. J... hasn't. By Sasha • Jan 17, 2012 02:48 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: designing your own workout I’ve had a lot of questions this week asking how to do Lainey’s workout that was posted last Monday in a busy fitness center where there are lines for cardio equipment and the weight equipment is usually on the other side of the facility. This is a great By Hayley • Jan 17, 2012 02:41 pm
Lifestyle Elizabeth Banks or Sharon Stone? Here are some photos of Elizabeth Banks on Letterman last night. Everything about her reminds me of Sharon Stone. From the hair to the arrivals outfit. Just me? By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 02:18 pm
Quiveration Marion & Guillaume last night They went out, though did not pose together, in Paris last night for a party. God she is gorgeous. Look at that face, and without a lot of makeup. SO beautiful, right? I can’t wait to see her in The Dark Knight Rises. I can’t wait to see By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 01:57 pm
Thinnification An Award Season return After a few months of staying relatively undercover following her split from Ashton Kutcher (due to his humiliating infidelities), Demi Moore seems to be re-emerging on the scene just in time for award season. I think we just might see her negotiating for a presenter spot at the Oscars, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 01:22 pm
Smutty Surgery Opportunistic Waitress Speaking of entitled losers... Hilarious item appeared on TMZ yesterday. Something about Lindsay Lohan getting closer to signing onto to the Elizabeth Taylor movie...on Lifetime. Click here for my thoughts on that if you missed it. And also, TMZ has been told that “Lindsay is actually getting more scripts By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 12:03 pm
Parent Pimps You can do anything! It was my favourite sketch on Saturday Night Live this past weekend, hosted by Daniel Radcliffe. If you’ve been reading my column for a while, this is probably no surprise. One of the running themes is the abuse of Special . You are seeing the consequences of that all over By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 11:33 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s pink, green, and jeans If you had all these things in your closet, would you have put them together like this today? I wouldn’t have. Not saying it looks sh-tty, because it doesn’t, but it’s not all that remarkable either. Not remarkable enough to say, oh let me put on By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 11:05 am
Intro for January 17, 2012 Dear Gossips, BAFTA nominations were announced this morning in London. The Artist led the way, followed by Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. No huge surprises, but there are certain differences between the British list and its American counterpart(s). BAFTA went with Michael Fassbender over Leonardo DiCaprio - I agree. And it By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 10:36 am
Quiveration This might take a few weeks On Friday, Claire Danes and Leonardo DiCaprio both attended the AFI gala. I found a photo of them together. And, obviously, my immediate association was Romeo & Juliet. Only one of my all time favourite movies. Click here if you missed that post. Anyway, fuelled by nostalgia, I went looking By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 05:33 pm
Bad Style GG Worst Dressed: Natalie Portman No imagination. No creativity. I don’t care that it was Lanvin. Go to a mid-range department store right now, head for the evening wear section and you’ll find this dress in various shades of peach and mahogany, definitely black, and most certainly red. Maybe not such an By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 05:23 pm
Quiveration GG Best Man: Idris Elba I’ve already mentioned that Luther is my jam. You need to get on that if you haven’t already. There are a few shows that I can’t talk about too much because...corny as it is to say... my feelings for them are so intense, I still want By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 05:18 pm
Style GG Duana’s Best Dressed: Laura Dern This green dress really moved me onscreen, but in the still pictures, it’s less dynamic. Maybe that’s the point of sequins, that they have to be seen in motion to really kick you in the eyeballs. It’s an interesting dress – both super-sexy and a little bit By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 04:37 pm
Style Lainey’s GG Best Dressed: Nicole Kidman Put Nicole in a room with Madonna (and Jessica Lange) every time and her face actually starts to move. Even Third Lip wasn’t so third lippy last night. But that Versace was her best in a long, long time. You know why? It gave her an hourglass. Nicole is By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 04:31 pm
Fontrum GG Fontrum: Madonna I grew up in the 80s. Madonna was my guardian angel, my camp counsellor, my ways and my means. What I’m trying to say is that I will always want to side with Madonna. She’s connected to my youth. And those inclinations, formed in adolescence, attached to teen By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 04:20 pm
