Quiveration Emmys Best Man: Idris Elba I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I can’t post more photos. I’m sorry that the goddamn photo agencies didn’t bother taking more photos. I’m sorry that Idris Elba, a nominee, wasn’t important enough for them to want to take photos. I’m sorry that By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 07:14 am
Style Emmy Best Dressed: Evan Rachel Wood Sasha was right. After I finally had a full length look at it, she was totally right. Evan Rachel Wood’s black beaded amazingness was indeed the best of the night. I’m not saying it could have stood up to the bests of other award nights because, let’s By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 07:05 am
BFFs Worst Winning Dress – Melissa McCarthy Written by Duana Oy, oy, oy. Again we wonder why we’re looking at the dress, rather than the woman. So let me dispense with this part first. I didn’t like Melissa McCarthy’s dress. I didn’t think it was attractive to look at. It was way, way By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 06:56 am
Smutty Surgery Best FNL Fan: Jon Hamm Jon Hamm looked bummed out when Mad Men won for Best Drama. Jon Hamm also has a man-crush on Coach Taylor. This is why we love Jon Hamm. Who looked, as usual, very handsome last night. And very chivalrously helped several ladies up on stage. And he loves his lady By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 06:37 am
Girlcrushes Worst Stomach Clench – Connie Britton Written by Duana Warning: I get emotional in here. If it’s not for you, no prob. Oh, you guys. Unbelievable. What a roller coaster ride if you’re a Britton fan. Of course we all had no hope that they could sweep the four categories they were nominated in. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 06:23 am
Friday Night Lights Best Emmy Fumble: Coach wins! First it was Jason Katims for Writing... which... It’s about F-CKING TIME!!!! What? You don’t understand? Because you don’t watch??? Well... I don’t know what else I can say. It’s been declared one of the best shows, if not THE best show, of ALL TIME. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 06:10 am
Girly Throw Downs Worst ‘girlfriends’: Minka Kelly/ Drew Barrymore Written by Duana A couple of weeks ago it was my sisters’ wedding. The photographer had all the women walk in lockstep, saying it would be a cool shot. In reality, the tall types out-strided the shorties, who wound up in the back behind the group. This is what I By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 05:33 am
Gorgessity Best Emmy skin: Katie Holmes When TIFF was winding last week and several of us sat around comparing notes and gossiping, as we always do after the festival, a few minutes of the conversation was devoted to a certain actress who looked spectacular in photographs, wearing what was truly an inspired dress, but who actually By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 05:18 am
Bad Style Worst Emmy Hair: Elisabeth Moss Elisabeth Moss was born in 1982. She’s only 29 years old. She’s YOUNGER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS. Now that this has been thrown in your face, it makes her hair last night even more offensive, right? How does a 29 year old girl show up at the Emmys with By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 05:08 am
Girlcrushes Best Emmy Fist Pump: Kate Winslet I loved that Kate Winslet, who is now just a Tony Award away from EGOT, was so unabashedly happy about winning her Emmy. Maybe it was put on, maybe she was pretending it meant as much to her as the others, but if we have a choice between the two, By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 04:55 am
Emmy Awards 2011 Worst Hamster Wheel: Julie Bowen Written by Duana This is a hard one. Of course it is impossible to miss how thin Julie Bowen is. I didn’t hear her on the carpet this time, and she is not one of the people whose magazine profiles I will read while standing in the drugstore but By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 04:40 am
Girlcrushes Best Red & better than LeAnn Rimes:Martha Plimpton How did I just realise that they have the same face? Needless to say, as already noted in other articles and this goes way back to the 80s, I love Martha Plimpton, so it makes me sad to have to point that out. But what’s even more sad is By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 04:26 am
Amazingness Best Mediocre into Amazing: Sofia Vergara On anyone else I wouldn’t have a lot of time for this dress. You’ve seen it before. Many, many times. And it’s red. And I’ve already told you how I feel about red, especially on a red carpet. But Sofia Vergara happens to be wearing it. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 04:01 am
Emmy Awards 2011 Best Emmy Cut-eye: Ian Somerhalder Written by Duana Oh, I watched this over and over again. It’s so painful – he and Lea Michele are presenting, have a bit of scripted ‘unscripted’ banter, he has the last line with “right” and then moves on with “okay –“, but she can’t help herself. She says, “You By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 03:50 am
Bad Style Worst Emmy White: Julianna Margulies She wore a ceramic coffee mug. This is what I called it, even before I rolled my eyes at her win over Connie Britton’s Tami Taylor. Julianna Margulies is the uninspired vote. Because if you’ve had the pleasure of watching Britton on Friday Night Lights, well, you know By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 03:14 am
Style Best Emmy White: Aubrey Plaza Remember my hate-on for that annoying girl in Crazy, Stupid, Love? Analeigh Tipton? The over-breather? Click here for a refresher. Tipton goes to the Kristen Stewart school of over-breathing - three times in a short sentence for dramatic effect, which seems to have become the acting hallmark of a generation, By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 03:04 am
