Royals Prison Bride dragged out for duty Look at him in the first photo attached, glancing back at his wife, the Serene Highness of Captivity Princess Charlene, as if he can barely stand her, and can’t be bothered to conceal it. Dick. The Monte Carlo Golf Club was celebrating its 100th anniversary on Sunday. So Prince By Lainey • Aug 30, 2011 02:52 am
Douchebags Two bad drunks Shia LaBeouf attended a party the other night in Hollywood with his girlfriend. He was seated with Marilyn Manson. Life & Style says he got drunk and started spraying people with water from his mouth. Then he stalked off in a rage, followed by his whimpering date. Page Six also By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 09:29 am
Style Sofia Coppola married In Bernalda, Italy, where her grandparents lived and where her father, Francis Ford Coppola, owns an estate. She and her husband Thomas Mars of Phoenix have two children. Sofia wore light purple Azzedine Alaia who hates Anna Wintour and Karl Lagerfeld. Hilariously. Am a little surprised that Sofia went to By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 07:49 am
Lifestyle Toxic friend, in a pussy cloud, white to a wedding Hi Sasha, This is a long and complicated story, but I'm hoping you can help me sort it out. Last summer I became good friends with a girl I work with - our interests are strikingly, scarily similar. We got along great and we hung out all the By Sasha • Aug 29, 2011 07:30 am
Sasha Lifestyle Toxic friend, in a pussy cloud, white to a wedding Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, This is a long and complicated story, but I'm hoping you can help me sort it out. Last summer I became good friends with a girl I work with - our interests are strikingly, scarily similar. We got along great and we hung By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 07:30 am
Royals Hot Harry’s wet dance moves Prince Harry has been on holiday with friends in Croatia, his last few days of fun before heading back into army training. As you can see from the video below, he’s making the most of it. Hot Harry hit up a club. There was a lot of drunk dancing. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 05:23 am
Maple Leaf Puppy Love takes second place If Beyonce didn’t sh-t on everyone with her baby, my favourite part of last night’s MTV MVAs would have easily been Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Did you see their pre-show interview? Please. He was talking to her about his pee pee. So f-cking cute. Look at his By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 04:15 am
Photo Assumption Video Assumption: Katy Perry & Russell Brand I love them together. A lot. I imagine that it must be just pure jokes and laughs when they’re in bed. This makes me happy. Which is why I’m so worried. Maybe it’s because she was so annoying last night, with her weird British accent and a By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:58 am
Bad Style Katie Holmes was the night’s biggest star? The presentation of the final award at any awards show is usually reserved for most high profile guest in attendance. Last night that responsibility fell to Katie Holmes. Were they short on names? Will Ferrell was there. So was Jack Black. I’m not saying either of them are traditional By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:36 am
Famewhores Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:06 am
Beyoncé Britney watching the best Fried Chicken managed to pull together a decent weave last night for a change. How sad is it that this happens with such infrequency, we almost feel compelled to compliment her when it’s not falling out in clumps at the back of her head? It’s not just snark. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 02:43 am
Hook Ups Justin & Jessica: weekend in Toronto She is still his girlfriend again. And they’ve been inseparable now for about two weeks - around town in New York, pretty low key all things considered, and now back in Toronto as she continues to work on Total Recall. Am told they spent a lot of time on By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 02:14 am
Sports Men in underwear and my cousin’s birthday The US Open starts on Sunday. And my cousin Cat’s birthday is on Monday. AND she loves Rafael Nadal. So this is a Rafa tennis post. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Rafa is in New York being all cute with the children and promoting his Armani underwear thing. I may be the By Lainey • Aug 26, 2011 09:18 am
Style Fergie’s taunting leather pants Yesterday I was at the new Intermix in Toronto looking for wardrobe for an upcoming shoot. Is it wrong for me to say I kinda want it to be chilly, just maybe for two days, so I can wear my new sweater? Anyway, what I didn’t buy was a By Lainey • Aug 26, 2011 08:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Are you flying back for Britney? Madonna is vacationing with family and friends in the South of France. This includes her boyfriend Brahim. There they are, her kids, her boyfriend, frolicking in the Mediterranean. Does Madonna not do bikinis anymore? You’d think that if she’s ok with doing a man less than half her By Lainey • Aug 26, 2011 08:29 am
Hook Ups Hold hands! (And Black Cod/Sablefish) What a greedy bitch I am. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield papped together for the first time in a non work situation and, ever unsatisfied, I want more. I want holding hands. Sorry. I will stop. And be satisfied that ... OMG they went out for dinner at Nobu in Malibu By Lainey • Aug 26, 2011 06:30 am