Baby and Bump Obsession When I called you last night from Glasgow I grew up listening to Abba. Because all the adults in my life listened to Abba. I was 7 when Super Trouper would have been getting major play. And that’s how Abba introduced me to Glasgow. No, not geography class, but Abba. So now, whenever I see the word By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 08:35 am
Lifestyle Wardrobe Musts: the Autumn Issue I love the summer but my skin is starting to look like a beat up mitt and is it just me or don’t you want to start wearing socks again…. Anyone? Anyone? Well, whether you’re ready for it or not, it’s a comin’ so it’s a By Sasha • Aug 18, 2011 07:46 am
Sasha Lifestyle Wardrobe Musts: the Autumn Issue Written by Sasha I love the summer but my skin is starting to look like a beat up mitt and is it just me or don’t you want to start wearing socks again…. Anyone? Anyone? Well, whether you’re ready for it or not, it’s a comin’ so By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 07:46 am
Faux Gossip Gwyneth can’t win Many of you have seen this article on PEOPLE today and emailed in a fury: How dare she! Now she’s a saint? Gag me! Look, I get it. And you know, if you’ve been reading my blog for a while, that even though I love her, I will By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 06:18 am
Royals Hot Harry & the Firemen What’s up pervs? Did you think this was the title of a new porn? I agree with you. It totally should be. Or at least a calendar. Prince Harry is in Salford today visiting with firefighters and ambulance crew members who were called out to assist during the riots By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 05:49 am
Anne Hathaway Does she deserve a Sit DOWN? So, you know, about Anne Hathaway’s accent in One Day... For those of us who’ve only seen the trailers, it’s our primary complaint. Until we see the movie proper, which is not getting great reviews - back to this is in a minute, let’s focus first on By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 05:15 am
Taylor Swift Dogging on Taylor Written by Duana What is the Huffington Post? I mean, I know, but what is the mandate, exactly? I had to look this up, and the long and involved description told me very little about why they actually printed this article in which Taylor Swift was accused of having incurred By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 05:01 am
Tom Cruise How Dan is not the GMD Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Cruise. They’re both un-tall. And both rather earnest. And eager to the point of not-coolness...which is cool in Dan’s case because it’s refreshing a young man of his age who doesn’t feel the need to conform to the brooding, By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 04:38 am
Famewhores Dancing backwards According to E! Elisabetta Canalis will be Dancing With The Sh-ts on the new season. Canalis of course is George Clooney’s most recent ex-girlfriend. Stacy Keibler is allegedly his most recent soon to be ex-girlfriend. Keibler was on Dancing With The Sh-ts in one of By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 09:59 am
Anne Hathaway Annie rapping > Annie’s British accent One Day opens in two days. Why am I so nervous? Anne was on Conan last night promoting the film. She dropped a few rhymes. Lil Wayne styles. It’s cute. It’s really, really cute. And her hair, and her dress, she looked SO good. I just wish she By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 08:50 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Harry why you so scary?!?? They’ve released a teaser trailer to the first film starring Daniel Radcliffe since the end of the Harry Potter film franchise, The Woman in Black. I admit, I’m a pussy when it comes to scary movies and don’t handle them very well. Especially Chinese scary movies because By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 08:15 am
Thinnification Thininification > Oscar Take a look at Jennifer Hudson on the cover of SELF. As you know, I’ve been cutting my eye at her for the last little while over the whole “let’s make her popular since she’s thin now!” situation. For the media to fixate on this is one By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 06:46 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Franco + River at TIFF James Franco, the artist, has always said one of his favourite films, maybe even his favourite film, is Gus Van Sant’s My Own Private Idaho. Now the artist has collaborated on an art presentation about My Own Private Idaho with Gus Van Sant to be featured at the Toronto By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 05:57 am
Bad Style Porny’s “professional dancing” Jessica Simpson tweeted this yesterday: There are rumors that I was "drunk swaying" at the Adele concert last night. That wasn't drunk swaying, that was professional dancing! It’s funny, right? It’s actually not a bad joke. The question is - is my Porny clever enough By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 04:25 am
Amazingness “Je veux pisser” ... with courtesy Gerard Depardieu pissed on a plane yesterday. He had to go, and the seatbelt light was on, and they were about to take off, and he kept repeating “Je veux pisser, je veus pisser” and he was asked to hold it, and he couldn’t, so he just took care By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 03:26 am
Tara Reid The Dude on Blu-Ray Remember when Tara Reid, that f-cking idiot, said earlier this year that there was to be a Big Lebowski 2 and the Coen brothers pretty much called her a f-cking idiot? Ethan Coen: I’m glad she’s working on it. We’ll watch it when it comes By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 03:07 am
