Girly Throw Downs Simon says Sit DOWN There was some stupid rumour circulating earlier this week that Simon Cowell was considering Taylor Momsen to host the US X Factor. When asked about it, Cowell was very clear about Taylor’s chances: "Who? I don't know who that is. Unless there's something someone& By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 05:57 am
Girly Throw Downs Girls Sh-t over babies As I always say: Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t. And Spice Girl Sh-t is even better. Seems like they’re all pregnant right now. The latest to announce is Melanie Brown. She joins Emma Bunton and, of course, Victoria Beckham, all expecting babies later this year. Apparently Victoria hasn’ By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 04:43 am
Bad Style Robo Proportions As a “designer”, you’d think she’d have at least a basic understanding, right? Katie Holmes attended the premiere of her new short “film” in New York last night. It’s called The Decision. Something about colouring her own hair? With a John Frieda product? Along those lines… A By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 04:05 am
Weddings Three more sleeps… Until Reese Witherspoon becomes a wife again. At least according to Radar as they were the first report that the Witherspoon/Toth wedding would happen on March 26th. More evidence of that was provided last night as Reese, in mom wedges and a cardigan, and Jim and the children hooked By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 03:36 am
Douchebags Franco: more and more like Lilo You know how she namechecks, right? Lindsay Lohan? Like she’ll have dinner somewhere and maybe Johnny Depp will walk by and nod his head because he can’t be rude and five minutes later on Twitter, Lilo will be all like – Johnny Depp came by my table and wished By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 03:15 am
Douchebags We need help So what did Chris Brown do today? Well, he was pissed that they wanted to ask him about Rihanna on Good Morning America and threw a chair at a window. People.com though, ever the “fair” voice when it comes to celebrity reporting, decided to dedicate their coverage today about By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 10:43 am
Hollywood Drugs Remember Wes Bentley? Ricky Fitts! I’ve maybe seen American Beauty too many times. Anyway, Wes Bentley is back. He was in Spain today promoting a movie we’ll probably never see called There Be Dragons with Olga Kurylenko. We’ll get to her later. Wes is making something of a comeback. And By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 09:41 am
Weekly Live Blog Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, March 22, 2011 Lots to talk about, right? Hunger Games, The Dark Knight Rises, Coop and Snappy splitting, the Royal Wedding, Gwyneth, so much more… I’m with Sarah from Cinesnark for the next hour. Hope you can join us. As always, please keep the racism etc off my board. And the Ladies’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 07:54 am
Break Ups Sandy & Snappy! New BFFs! Sandra Bullock worked with Bradley Cooper on a sh-tty movie called All About Steve, or something, for which she won a Razzie Award. They’re friends. Now that Coop and Renee Zellweger are over, Star Magazine thinks we should believe that he and Sandy are suddenly f-cking. They’re not. By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 06:46 am
Hook Ups Tears over noodles? And Chinese noodles? I mean, my people, we know how to do noodles. Noodles are not something to cry over. But this post is about Sienna Miller. And if anyone can find a reason to cry over noodles, it’s Sienna Miller. Which is why I already called bullsh-t last By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 05:52 am
Douchebags That window could have been a face Change? Please. How long have I been saying that Chris Brown hasn’t changed? Again, it’s not that forgiveness is not possible. It’s that it has to be preceded by contrition and real accountability, both of which have been lacking on his part. Brown was on Good Morning By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 04:07 am
Bad Style Powder and Peach-fuzz Kate Winslet was in New York last night for the premiere of Mildred Pierce. They tried something a little different with her makeup. I like the black eyeliner in the waterline of her eyes. But everything else, especially the powder, the abundance of it, and against the pale lips – I’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 03:48 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Dark Knight Rises casting roulette Written by Sarah Of all the possible titles for Christopher Nolan’s third (and very probably final) Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises > The Dark Victory >>>> The Caped Crusader. There are few projects in pre-production these days under more scrutiny than Nolan’s third entry By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 03:22 am
Girly Throw Downs James Franco: heading for breakdown? He would hate that, you know. He would hate if people started speculating that he’s finally succumbing to the over-extension, the multi-tasking, the school, acting, writing, hosting, directing, all around the world, all at once, all the time for the last 2 years. Because the whole point was that By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 03:03 am
Royals The one who needs the wedding diet Or at least a wedding de-bloat? Everyone keeps talking about how thin Kate Middleton has gotten lately and they’re saying it’s because she, like so many other brides before her, is on some kind of wedding diet to get into her dress. I wonder if it’s not By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 10:15 am
Bad Style Dear Robert, please shave As promised, any time there are photos of the cast of Misfits, I will post. Having said that, I really, really want to post some photos of Robert Sheehan without that sh-t on his face. Anything so that I no longer have to associate him with grooming trends from the By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 09:44 am
