Intro for Mar 15, 2011 Dear Gossips, I think we need to move to Scotland. I love it here. I mean it’s beautiful, yes of course, and we’re in St Andrews, the birthplace of a royal love story, awesome, and the golf history, and the golfness everywhere (this is my new favourite made-up By Lainey • Mar 15, 2011 01:58 am
Douchebags No neck for your birthday It was Kellan Lutz’s birthday this weekend. So he celebrated at a cheesy party in Vegas. As you can see, he was not accompanied by a neck, and unfortunately no one thought to give him one. That’s what my present to Kellan would have been: a neck. And By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 08:59 am
Dumbass Gwyneth’s 10 lbs not 20 Gwyneth Paltrow is continuing to promote Country Strong in foreign markets. Currently she covers the new issue of Madison Magazine out of Australia. She tells the magazine that she doesn’t understand why everyone thought she gained 20 lbs for the movie. It was “only” 10. “I have no idea By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 07:53 am
Lifestyle Tough choices, bff breakups & the baby card My marriage hasn't been good for going on 2 years. I haven't been happy. We live with her dad and we don't have much money and I don't see my bffs enough and I almost never get to visit my fam in By Sasha • Mar 14, 2011 07:35 am
Sasha Lifestyle Tough choices, bff breakups & the baby card My marriage hasn't been good for going on 2 years. I haven't been happy. We live with her dad and we don't have much money and I don't see my bffs enough and I almost never get to visit my fam in By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 07:35 am
Break Ups Jessica’s single face You know it’s bad when even People.com is intimating that your now ex-boyfriend cheated on you. When summarising the Biel/Timberlake split, People mentioned the infidelity rumours several times, citing a source who said that Jessica “looked the other way” when Justin cheated. But you knew that already. By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 05:56 am
Quiveration It’s official: Gangster Brad is hot Come on…you don’t think so? You don’t see a little old school Thelma & Louise happening here? Really? These are shots of Brad Pitt shooting Cogan’s Trade in New Orleans on Friday and Saturday. Look at his pretty boy pose in the series of photos taken By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 05:26 am
Vampire Diaries EVERYTHING HAPPENS Written by Duana Previously on the Vampire Diaries….Thanks to all of you on Twitter who told me which episodes would be best to watch and reminded me that Matt is human. OR USED TO BE. Anyway, interestingly, nobody wanted me to watch anything from season 1 except the finale, By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 04:56 am
Dumbass Jakey throws down As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 04:13 am
Bad Style Why can’t you get your hair right?!?!? I mean… I just shouted out in anger in the middle of the living room at 12:30am at Duana’s on Saturday night/Sunday morning while writing this because F-CK, why can’t Katherine Heigl ever get her goddamn hair right?!?!? She’s 32. She’s not 62. She’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 03:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession LaLa and other options So I’m sure you’ve heard. Because, seriously, it was broadcast around the world like relief for a natural disaster, as if it could possibly be that monumental: David Beckham confirmed the other day that he and Victoria are expecting a baby girl. "Obviously, we're very By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 02:55 am
Emma Watson Lame Emma Watson tweaked us up last week teasing about a new project on Twitter. Turns out, it’s just a cosmetics company contract. Lancome. The company uses a rose in their marketing. And Emma was born in Paris. And she’s obviously been photographed before. And of course the hat By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 02:37 am
The Hunger Games Young vs. old Hunger Games Written by Sarah I’ve been saying for the past year that sixteen-year-old Saorise Ronan should be Katniss, and after seeing her in True Grit, I also thought that fourteen-year-old Hailee Steinfeld would also make a good Katniss. I have since decided to strike Steinfeld from my list because while By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 02:27 am
Blind Riddles Who would want to work with this? She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her sh-t, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 02:07 am
The Hunger Games Emma’s breadcrumbs I love word mysteries! Even though I suck at them! Emma Watson is weaving one on her Twitter. (Seriously, every sentence you can make with Twitter sounds dirty.) She hadn’t tweeted since February 22nd. Then today, out of the blue, this: A new venture is starting - what can By Lainey • Mar 11, 2011 08:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie & Little Sci on a helicopter Katie Holmes looked in great spirits today flying out of Manhattan on a helicopter. This is the life of Mrs Cruise. Private jets and helicopters, the convenience of not having to sit in traffic. You know, in these shots from the window, she actually does give off a Jackie O By Lainey • Mar 11, 2011 07:39 am
